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    Default Americans are Crazy!!!

    Exhibit A

    "Bird said the U.S. government has sent her a seven-page letter asking her to formally authorize the destuction of her seized Kinder egg."

    Sweet Jebus... and you guys want me to go to Vegas? Be less crazy.
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    fuck you for trying to choke our children

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    I just picture a shady back room, 3 government officials in long black trenchcoats standing around a reinforced glass box with a Kinder Egg inside. The one on the right takes a long drag off his cigarette and mutters, "Do it". An explosives expert off to the side presses the plunger and a low thump emits from the box with a flash. The Kinder Egg won't harm any children today!
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    Add this to the Americans are crazy file.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._about_hi.html

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    As someone who has "smuggled" in like 20 Kinder eggs (I guess they're illegal...who knew?!) Those toys are miracles of engineering...how you can fit a functional Disney merry-go-round toy inside a chocolate egg and still make it small enough for a California kid to swallow them and make them illegal for the entire U.S. (probably winning a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the process) is just amazing.

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